by aaron | May 27, 2017 | blog
There’s no tactful way to ask a grown and seemingly-heterosexual man if he’s wearing makeup. Makeup, of any sort, on straight men who aren’t appearing on television isn’t a casually alluded to subject, even here in Seattle, where social liberalism...
by aaron | May 6, 2017 | blog
Shoreline, WA: Investigators believe a hastily scribbled note found pinned to the window sill of the Easy Escapes Motel in the 17500 block of Aurora Avenue was written by Paul Ryan’s conscience, portions of which were found splattered upon...
by aaron | Nov 14, 2016 | blog
Regardless your political persuasions, after last Tuesday I think most of us looked a lot like the picture above. If anyone was looking for The Understatement of the Year, 2016, it seems safe to say that many of us were a wee bit surprised by the election results....
by aaron | Jul 17, 2016 | blog
Dear readers—it’s time to add another title to your summertime reading list. My latest book, Shooting Sparla, is finally available. This is the story of a young girl named Sparla, who is abandoned by her parents and adopted by a new family. This is only the...
by aaron | Nov 9, 2015 | blog, Essays
Dear readers in America: this fall has been a long slog through the morass to arrive at this singular announcement: We are now officially less than one-year away from next year’s Presidential election!! You are encouraged to take a moment and do a brief dance of...
by aaron | Sep 21, 2015 | blog
I woke up this morning feeling like salt-water taffy. This is one of my least favorite things, this absurd “candy” children gleefully watch stretched and pulled by belted machines in some horrible mall. It was one of my late grandfather’s favorite...