by aaron | Aug 2, 2019 | blog, Essays, not-fiction
If you’ve read anything about the recent Democratic debates—or worse, are one of those sadomasochists whose quest for naughtiness compelled you to watch them—it’s likely you’ve noticed a major theme: Centrism. The word’s meaning should be fairly obvious, as is the...
by aaron | Feb 13, 2019 | blog, Essays
“I hope we do not forget the pain and anguish and sense of loss felt by those all over the country who have been the victims of violence at the hands of illegal aliens,” said Representative Matt Gaetz, a Florida Republican who read a short list of people who had been...
by aaron | Feb 6, 2019 | blog, Essays
Joe Biden said something nice about a Republican! Liberals of America — recoil! The horror. The horror. The horror. The Times recently reported that this past fall former VP Joe Biden spoke at college in western Michigan. Apparently Biden...
by aaron | Jan 21, 2019 | blog, Essays
The Rolling Stones are back on tour this spring! If you’ve heard this refrain before, and before, and before that…., it’s because this is a band that, like any good leech, is biologically incapable of letting go. The theme of this...
by aaron | Jan 3, 2019 | blog, Essays
The Emperor didn’t eat just any ketchup with his steak and potatoes. The Emperor ate Heinz ketchup with his steak and potatoes. ‘Bring out the Heinz, bring out the best,’ The Emperor liked to say. It should be a song, like those...
by aaron | Sep 7, 2018 | blog, Essays
“The bigger concern is not what Mr. Trump has done to the presidency but rather what we as a nation have allowed him to do to us. We have sunk low with him and allowed our discourse to be stripped of civility.” —from, I Am Part of the Resistance Inside the...