Speaks for lots and lots

Speaks for lots and lots

“Lamar speaks for lots and lots of us.” — Ben Sasse, US Senator from Nebraska The Lamar in the above statement is Lamar Alexander, Senator from Tennessee. Known to Senate fanboys as Mitch McConnell’s “best friend” in the Senate, Alexander is also recognizable for his...
A Perfect Conversation

A Perfect Conversation

Deep State looked across the desk at Mitchell, the couples counselor he and the President had decided to see. His relationship with Don-Don had been rocky for some time now. They fought constantly and had even begun to disagree about which Fox program to listen to...
A Factual Relief

A Factual Relief

As the government shutdown continues into its third week, President Trump has alluded to invoking his ability to cite Emergency Powers to allocate funds for his pet project, the border wall. A recent Times article analyzed what would be involved with that process....
The Emperor’s New Tomato Ketchup

The Emperor’s New Tomato Ketchup

The Emperor didn’t eat just any ketchup with his steak and potatoes. The Emperor ate Heinz ketchup with his steak and potatoes. ‘Bring out the Heinz, bring out the best,’ The Emperor liked to say. It should be a song, like those...
19:1, or Who’s Lying, part iv

19:1, or Who’s Lying, part iv

“We call it a tipping point. I think, so many accusations, so many cuts, so many drip, drip, drip… Where there’s a lot of smoke, there’s got to be some fire somewhere.” —Alabama Senator Richard Shelby, speaking about Roy Moore ↔...